Senti Wali Mental Lyrics - Shaandaar | Arijit Singh

Senti Wali Mental Lyrics

Senti Wali Mental Lyrics of Shaandaar (2015). The song is sung by Arijit Singh, Neeti Mohan & Swanand Kirkire while lyrics penned by Amitabh Bhattacharya. Starring Shahid Kapoor & Alia Bhatt.

SINGER: Arijit Singh, Neeti Mohan, Swanand Kirkire
MUSIC BY: Amit Trivedi
LYRICS: Amitabh Bhattacharya
MUSIC ON: Zee Music Company


Senti Wali Mental Lyrics

Badi hi senti wali mental hain ye chhoriyan
Badi hi senti wali mental hain ye chhoriyan (x2)

Ho machhar bhi kaate to selfie iski khinch le
Ke machhar bhi kaate to selfie iski khinch le
Zamaane se lena na dena, haaye
Zamaane se lena na dena..
Ya Khuda, ya Khuda tum inse bachaana zara
Ki nakali noto ka bandal hain ye chhoriyan

Badi hi senti waali mental hain ye chhoriyan (x2)

Ho subah shaam taade ye ladkiyon ko gaur se
Rakhe haath dil pe par dhadke kahin aur se (x2)

Akal hai matar ka dana re.., haaye
Akal hai matar ka dana re..
Wo ya Khuda, Ya Khuda aina inko dikhana zara
Ajee harqat se accidental hain ye chhokre
Ajee harqat se accidental hain ye chhokre

Humein kehte hain par khud mental hain chhokre (x2)

Haaye ye mashkaara lipbas ki jitani bahaar hai
Jo ladke palat ke na dekhein to bekar hain
(dekhe to bekar hain, na dekhe to bekar hain)

Ho.. kya Audi, BMW gh*ta Jaguar hai
Jo ledki na baithe to kaahe ki mehangi car hai re

Ha.. ye duniya hai bas stop, ladki bas ke jaisi
Ruko paanch minton mein agli phir milegi
Ho.. sambhal ke kahin na ye bas chhut jaaye
Baaki zindagi warna paidal hi kategi

Ladkiyan bana ke bola, God Oh My God
God ka karishma ladki
Ladke God ka hain fraud

Tradition yehi apna ladkiyan paraaya-dhan
Ho.. ladke jaise kaale-dhan se
Better hai paraaya-dhan
(better hai paraaya-dhan jee
better hai paraaya-dhan
better hai paraya-dhan)
Ho gaya faisla jaao jee
Ho gaya faisla jaao jee
Ho gaya faisla jaao jee
Moonh dho ke aao zaraa

Ladkiyon ke pairon ka sandal hain ye chhokre
Ladkiyon ke pairon ka sandal hain ye chhokre
Humein kehte hain par khud mental hain ye chhokre
Arey harqat se accidental hain ye chhokre..

Ho.. ho.. ho.., na.. na.. na...

Main hun wo sandal ke jisme tera bojh hai
Main single passli tu double dose hai
(tu double dose hai..)
Kaisa ye dastur, kaisa ye reewaj hai
Medium dulhe ki dulhan extra large hai
(dulhan extra large hai)
Tujhko kya lagta hai teri heerni chaal hai
Teri kamar hai kamra 2bh ke hall hai

Rishta hai nahi ye to poora scame hai
Zindagi ka safar ab to stacking jaam hai (x2)

Jodta hun main tere haath
Mujhko nai fasna tere saath
Pyaar jispe mujhko aaye
Tujhme na ek bhi aisi baat
Maaru aisi jodi ko laat
Jo kare jeevan ko barbaad
Dekh tu haalat apni hai
Tujhpe sharminda aurat-jaat
haan... haan... chal hat..

Patli kamar ki tujhko
Itni kya deemand hain..
Brad Pitt ka pota hai
Ya tu James Bond hai

Maa agar teri moti hoti to kya chhod deta
Size ke darr se kya tu usse bhi nata tod deta, hat..
Haan..
Vajan ka kya hai ye workout se ghat jayega
Tere jaise blonder kaise andu ho paayega

Aurat-jaat ko jo neecha dikhaayega
Jaan le besharam mitti mein mil jaayega (x2)

Aurat ki ijjat ka jo kare ....
Ek durghatana hai tere jaise paidais behuda
Thobada achha na sahi baat achhi karle beta
Tere jaise budbak ko thodi budhi bakshe re Khuda
Simpathi unse hai jinke ghar..
Tere jaisa putar huaa...

Kami hai mujhme aur perfection hain ye chhoriyaan
Kami hai mujhme aur perfection hain ye chhoriyaan
God ka ultimate creation hain chhoriyaan
Khuda se bando ka kannection hain ye chhoriyaan
Kami hai mujhme aur perfection hain ye chhoriyaan

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